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Tesla Wants Private Cars Earning Robotaxi Fares by Mid-2027

Tesla claims robotaxi service in six cities and about 3.1 million autonomous miles with no injuries, figures no one outside the company has audited, while regulators ask how its pedal-less Cybercab meets federal brake rules.

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Oct 23, 2026
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The car that drives itself, then goes out and earns money while its owner sleeps, has been a promise for years. Tesla has now put dates on it. On its October earnings call it said it is trying to sell its pedal-less Cybercab to customers by the end of 2026, and that customer-owned cars should start joining its robotaxi fleet around the second quarter of 2027. It also launched a safety website claiming service in six cities and about 3.1 million autonomous miles with no one injured. If those claims hold, a car could stop being a cost that sits in the driveway and become something that pays for itself. The caution is real: the safety numbers are unaudited and do not even agree with each other, Tesla's targets have slipped before, and federal regulators are asking how a car with no pedals meets a brake rule written around a foot.

Below the line, for paid subscribers: The full story: where it stands, how we got here and what's dated next; our Odds board on 5 milestones, starting with "Tesla sells its first Cybercab to a customer by 2026"; and every source.

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