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A Humanoid Robot Can Now Make Beds in Strangers' Homes

Figure's robot finished whole chores in 30 unfamiliar homes 56% of the time, and the company says production has reached the thousands, but there is no price or delivery date.

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Oct 25, 2026
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The robot butler of 1960s magazine covers has a scorecard now. Figure's humanoid, Figure 03, walked into 30 Bay Area homes it had never seen and made beds, folded towels and tidied toys, finishing the whole job 237 times out of 420, a bit better than half. Bed making worked about two times in three. That is the best hard number yet on a humanoid doing chores in real homes, and the company now says it is building these robots in the thousands. It also means the robot fails almost as often as it succeeds, every number comes from Figure itself, and there is still no price and no delivery date. The household humanoid is no longer a fantasy; it is a reliability problem.

Below the line, for paid subscribers: The full story: where it stands, how we got here and what's dated next; our Odds board on 5 milestones, starting with "Figure unveils its fourth-generation robot by 2027"; and every source.

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